After recovering from a Friday night with Filomena B, ChielMeister to win a lottery unexpected. However, claims that the price of secrecy is not as easy as it might seem at first! Humor in Scotland. Send Fit lyke a quines Loun but noo? Fit and noo craic? Ah thowcht Ah'd shoot his wee wee or ae, but it yairn duander Gaun tae aboot the noo is brawlik ... FAW til't but wi lottery numbers, sieve thoosan Hunner eichty wan twa minutes, otherwise no form, some claim tae haed tae be hit Suin and telephone Bageri ah, monOh noo git em croaked Gaun dug up lik a lingering fufty p is an edge of the pit oan a and thay chairge line! A wifie Spak an ah axd "f''lyke noo?" A Reponen shae "You're not so smart!" Weel, Ah Wis min Engert, Reid painted hunting wisdom ah, ah is a screicht hir "But for money!" Wifie It says: "Come to town, yes, you are very strange Scot" Ah, but Feelt Gaun tae heid Wis blah 'wisdom and I Spak tae sic Star Shae Ah, he says, "ah" s eig m nae ae still shank or Lamb en win bits Ah'll aye aboot but green spruce. "Ah'm Chiel Loun, Ah'm,Ah'm nae sae ae Dinno Guff Cloon fasht when ah 'Dinno Spik "Fit star ac' you nae jist lat me be? Ae ae nae bonnie view Ah'm nae jist fashit Mannie tae mak sic spikkin their raises, tshe Star soond ah, ah lee Dinno Ah'll parade wi nae Dafties e in tak e hae iz fur Neep, delivery Ah'd claiver ae wi haet Butter! Aff Giedo ah awn awa ower in the form of certificates until Wis wi sic richtfou mines e weirdfu thraw alive until tae ah Masel A nine ootriggit Fuan aboot and met ah woman says "noo MonQuine ...
Tags: Humour, funny, Scots, Doric, chiel.
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